I always love the jokes that come out around this game time...GO BRONCOS!!!
Q. Whats the difference between the Idaho Vandals & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban have a running game
Q. How do the Idaho Vandals count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. How do you keep an Idaho Vandal out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do the Idaho Vandals go in case of a tornado?
A. To the Kibbie Dome - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Vandal with a Bowl Championship ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why was Nick Holt upset when the Idaho Vandals playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.
Q. Whats the difference between the Idaho Vandals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Idaho Vandals does it take to win a Conference Championship?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching a Bowl Game?
A. The Idaho Vandals
Q. What do the Idaho Vandals and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q: What did the Idaho student get on his SAT score?
A: Drool
Q: Whats the best thing to ever come out of Moscow?
A: Highway 95
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SKELETON THEY JUST FOUND AT UofI?
A: IT WAS THE 1938 HIDE & SEEK CHAMP!
Q. Why cant the vandal football team gain access to the internet?
A. Because they cant put 3 ws together.
Q: What do you call 3 Vandal running backs standing shoulder to shoulder?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q. How do three Vandal football players play hide-and-seek?
A. One goes to hide, and the other two try to figure out who left.
Q: Why do UofI graduates put their degree in their windshield?
A: So they can park in the handicapped spots.
Q: Whats the difference between a UofI co-ed and Bigfoot?
A: One is big and hairy and smells bad. The other has big feet.
Q. How do you get a Vandal off your front porch?
A. Pay for the Pizza.
1 comment:
Some of those I haven't heard before! Funny!
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