It's one of my favorite times of the year!!!

I just can't help myself.....enjoy!

Football practice at the U of I was delayed on Wednesday for two hours when an offensive player looked down and noticed a suspicious white substance on the field. Head coach, Robb Akey, immediately suspended practice and called the FBI to investigate. The FBI determined that the unknown white substance was the goal line. Practice resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not encounter the substance again

Q. Whats the difference between the Idaho Vandals & the Taliban?

A. The Taliban have a running game

Q. How do the Idaho Vandals count to 10?

A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q. How do you keep an Idaho Vandal out of your yard?

A. Put up goal posts

Q. Where do the Idaho Vandals go in case of a tornado?

A. To the Kibbie Dome - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Vandal with a Bowl Championship ring?

A. A thief

Q. Why was Nick Holt upset when the Idaho Vandals playbook was stolen?

A. Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

Q. Whats the difference between the Idaho Vandals and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. How many Idaho Vandals does it take to win a Conference Championship?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching a Bowl Game?

A. The Idaho Vandals

Q. What do the Idaho Vandals and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q: What did the Idaho student get on his SAT score?

A: Drool

Q: Whats the best thing to ever come out of Moscow?

A: Highway 95

Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SKELETON THEY JUST FOUND AT UofI?

A: IT WAS THE 1938 HIDE & SEEK CHAMP!

Q. Why cant the vandal football team gain access to the internet?

A. Because they cant put 3 ws together.

Q: What do you call 3 Vandal running backs standing shoulder to shoulder?

A: A wind tunnel.

Q. How do three Vandal football players play hide-and-seek?

A. One goes to hide, and the other two try to figure out who left.

Q: Why do UofI graduates put their degree in their windshield?

A: So they can park in the handicapped spots.

Q: Whats the difference between a UofI co-ed and Bigfoot?

A: One is big and hairy and smells bad. The other has big feet.

Q. How do you get a Vandal off your front porch?

A. Pay for the Pizza.